Football isn't stepping aside for pitchers and catchers this February, bub.
Saturday night, six days after Tom Brady won his sixth Super Bowl, the eight-team Alliance of American Football will kick off with …
Wait. Scratch that. The AAF can't kick off because, well, there are no kickoffs in this 10-week upstart league that touts itself as an unofficial complement to the NFL not only in terms of training personnel, but introducing technology and experimental rules such as:
• Possessions that begin a half or follow a score start at the 25-yard line.
• Every touchdown is followed by a two-point conversion attempt. Field goals are allowed only in regulation.
• There are no onside kicks. But teams can attempt a fourth-and-12 play from their 28-yard line when trailing by 17 points or in the last five minutes of a game.
• A ninth official will sit in the press box as a "SkyJudge" to correct "obvious and egregious" errors involving player safety throughout the game and pass interference inside of five minutes left in regulation.
• In overtime, each team gets the ball only once at first-and-goal from the 10. Field goals aren't allowed. Games can end in a tie.