The phrase "pizza farm" is a bit unnerving.
No, slices of pepperoni are not being cultivated in rural Minnesota and Wisconsin. Instead, farmers are building showy pizza ovens, making dough and hanging a "welcome" sign. Or, more likely, launching a click-bait Instagram account.
Popular across the Midwest, pizza farms share many traits. Many rely upon ingredients raised on the premises, or nearby. Diners supply their own dishes, napkins, utensils and other picnic needs. In most cases, visitors also provide the seating (and tables) and any other food or beverages.
Most farms follow the basic pack-it-in, pack-it-out format familiar to campers. In other words, everything that gets carried in must also be carried out (including the boxes the pizzas arrive in), so plan garbage and recycling needs accordingly. Shoes (and insect repellent) are a must, and in nearly all cases, pets are not allowed.
Most pizza farm settings are reliably gorgeous. Which means that when the weather cooperates, there are few finer ways to spend a summer's day or evening.
That the pizza is usually delicious is a bonus. Tombstone Originals could be nudged out of their ovens, and no one would complain, or probably even notice, especially under blue skies and light breezes.
You road-tripped to a farm. You're eating pizza. Life is good. No wonder that "pizza farm" can be synonymous with "happy place."
Details: The gold standard by which all other pizza farms (heck, wood-fired pizzerias in general) should be measured. It's hard to believe that owners Robbi Bannen and Ted Fisher — both skilled farmers and cooks — are approaching their 20th year of making hordes of people happy on their magazine-worthy farm. That's because the experience feels so fresh, yet also runs like clockwork. It doesn't get more farm-to-picnic-blanket than this, right down to the pigs raised for the sausage. The prodigious range of vegetables and herbs (a recent inventory included radicchio, fennel, Swiss chard, chicory, zucchini, sweet onions, garlic scapes and lemon basil) that are lavished across bready, slightly nutty-tasting crusts — coupled with generous amounts of locally produced cheese, and lively renditions of pesto and tomato sauce — make for a singular pizza experience. Here's hoping for at least 20 more years.