If you've ever visited Entertainment Weekly's website, you know the URL changes itself to ew.com/ew, which makes it sound as if you've stumbled on to something really disgusting. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Hey, they have a piece on Perez Hilton.

We're not reproducing it because it's their exclusive, but if you want to read more about Perez Hilton, well, ew.com/ew.

Editorial comment: Ew.