"Is something on fire?" my spouse asked, nose wrinkled.
I ducked down to peer inside a silvery box, deep as an old tube television, which took up a third of my kitchen counter.
Sure enough, the overhang of the parchment paper I'd used to line a baking pan for a quick morning frittata had ignited inside my Cuisinart air fryer.
The air fryer is a mammoth kitchen contraption that also serves as a convection oven large enough to roast a whole chicken. It's a literal hot box that blasts food with scorching air warmed by glowing red coils, and quickly crisps food surfaces with little to no oil involved.
There are smaller versions, too, from brands like Ninja and Vremi, that don't have the mini-oven window through which one could watch their breakfast set ablaze. But why miss out on such a good show?
I forced the timer dial to 0, heard it "ding," and opened the door. Careful not to touch the burn-unit of a wire basket inside, I blew out the flame, turned down the heat and tried again. Fifteen minutes later, I had a tasty, fluffy egg bake (with only a hint of singed paper on one side), all before 8 a.m.
Air fryers are being touted as the next big thing in kitchen appliances. You'd think they were magic, with claims that they can make us the deep-fried foods Americans love, without any of the frying. Finally, a healthy way to eat a potato! Who knew?
They're fast, too. Frozen Tater Tots cook in less than half the time suggested on the back of the bag. Leftover pizza comes back to life in the same amount of time it takes a microwave to ruin it. On hot summer days, there's serious appeal to roasting salmon or baking biscuits without having to preheat the oven.