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Wild try to end recent skid in night cap of Hockey Day Minnesota.
Olympian and former national Player of the Year Amanda Kessel will return to the ice for the Gophers women's hockey program tonight against North Dakota.
LaVine will try to become the fourth player to win back-to-back titles, a short list that includes Michael Jordan. (And watch the video of LaVine's show-stopping 2015 performance.)
Former Vikings legendary coach Bud Grant coached in four Super Bowls, but won none. Grant recently spoke to Sports Illustrated about the trend of disappointment.
Wild captain Mikko Koivu and defenseman Matt Dumba got tangled up in a minor scuffle earlier this week and stirred up memories of some of the most heated confrontations in Minnesota sports history.