Leo DiCaprio got a restraining order against Livia Bistriceanu, who says he's the father of her baby. Does she have a good case? You be the judge:

Okay! Hope that restraining order works; Bistriceanu was accused of showing up at his home, refusing to leave, acting aggressively, and the usual stuff that indicates mental problems. Restraining orders often don't work with the delusional unless they come with Thorazine and an order of involuntary commitment, but this poor woman will probably never get help. In other developments:

Ouch. You know, you'd think one of the advantages of the Hollywood lifestyle is the relatively few numbers of people who want to settle a party argument with a broken bottle. Someone wants to destroy you, they use lawyers. What went on 2005 I've no idea - did she scream I'LL MESS UP YOUR MONEYMAKER REAL GOOD PRETTY BOY as she flew across the room at him? It's a reminder: no matter how rich and famous you are, life is just seconds away from turning into last call at a biker bar.