Kevin Warren, who is leaving the Vikings to become commissioner of the Big Ten, will be easy to replace. The Vikings just need to hire the following:
• Ellen DeGeneres.
For all of his scholarliness and intellect, Warren makes people feel as comfortable as if they were sitting on Ellen's couch. He can make connections with anyone worth connecting to.
"The first few times I met him, I wondered if he was for real," TCO CEO Troy Simonson told me for a profile I wrote about Warren in 2017. "Now I know he is. He can motivate a room like no one I've ever seen."
• Santa Claus.
Warren's wife, Greta, calls him "recklessly generous." In 2014, the couple donated $1 million to an emergency pediatric care fund, Carolyn's Comfort, at the Minnesota Masonic Children's Hospital.
The fund honors Warren's sister, Carolyn Elaine Warren-Knox, who died of brain cancer. The Warrens fund and throw Thanksgiving and Christmas parties where he hires a chef, hands out presents and washes the linen.
• John Grisham.