The first thing that happened was, I got scammed.
It was stupid, of course. But it seemed so sensible to pay the smiling uniformed man at the cruise port $10 down on a $24 taxi fare. He put me into a taxi to Lima and shut the door.
"Turn on the air-conditioning!" he shouted to the taxi driver in English as we drove away.
Funny thing was, the driver spoke only Spanish. And when we got back, he demanded $40. The first guy? Long gone with my $10.
"He was dishonest," a port official later explained, stating the obvious. "That happens a lot."
Welcome to Lima, a rollicking city where people and treasures may be genuine -- or not.
There is no better illustration of the duality of Peru's capital city than its two most famous private museums -- the Gold Museum (Museo Oro del Peru) and the Larco Museum (Museo Larco).
Both are big tourist favorites. Both have gorgeous collections of Peruvian gold. But that's where they part company.