LOS ANGELES -- ABC may want to look up the definition of "all-stars."
Bristol Palin, Kirstie Alley, Shawn Johnson and Joey Fatone are among the performers with nothing better to do that will be returning to "Dancing With the Stars."
Other washed-up names: Kelly Monaco, Helio Castroneves, Melissa Rycroft, Drew Lachey, Apolo Anton Ohno, Emmitt Smith, Pamela Anderson and Gilles Marini.
Viewers can select who will get the 13th spot by going to abc.com/dancingwiththestars and voting for Carson Kressley, Sabrina Bryan or Kyle Massey.
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