PHOENIX – The NFL hasn't ruled on "Deflategate," but you have to hand it to Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. They sure let the air out of Super Bowl Media Day on Tuesday.
With about 8,000 fans and roughly 6,000 reporters on hand at US Airways Center, the issue of the New England Patriots' use of deflated footballs in violation of NFL rules in the first half of the AFC Championship Game was, well, no issue at all.
So hats off to Belichick, the head coach, and Brady, the quarterback. They not only know football, they know how to stick a needle in a story line and slowly dissolve it, which they began doing with categorical denials during their pre-emptive news conferences late last week.
Media Day, perhaps the most bizarre day on the NFL's calendar, took on a WWE feel when video of the players entering the Phoenix Suns' arena floor was shown on the big screens as loud music blared. Brady was the last of the Patriots players to arrive and even trailed a flip-flop wearing Belichick.
With his hair so tousled that you just knew it wasn't by accident, Brady sat down. At least 30 cameras and a mass of humanity 11 rows deep waited for him to get situated.
Naturally, the first order of business was handled by someone calling himself "Pick Boy," who is closer to 50 than boyhood, and wears a super hero costume. He handed Brady a box of Chinese food that we'll guess Tom threw away 59 minutes later.
An observer stood post near Brady's riser for the first 20 minutes. Deflategate wasn't mentioned. Later, a search of Brady's transcript didn't reveal the words "deflate," "air," or "PSI."
The WWE feel quickly morphed into conservative NFL, Patriots Way style, when clichés by Brady and the nearby Belichick could be heard colliding with each other. Belichick must have been particularly bland toward a silly question at one point because a fluffy camerawoman backed out of the Belichick scrum saying to her fluffier on-air talent, "Really?! What a giant jerk."