Even at 4:45 on a Monday morning, Roosevelt Franklin is the happiest cab driver you'll ever meet.
During a 20-minute ride from the JW Marriott in downtown Chicago to Midway Airport, you can sit back in Roosevelt's "King Drive Cab" car and discover that his son went to Iowa State to become an architect; that he has six grandchildren; that one of them, a granddaughter, went to Michigan State; and that his "mama" sure made a lot of sense while raising young Roosevelt.
You also can get some insight into what it's like being a cabbie getting flagged down by an NFL player.
No, Roosevelt wasn't the lucky cabbie who transported Vikings running back Adrian Peterson from the JW Marriott to Soldier Field when the NFL's leading rusher missed the team bus on Sunday morning.
And, no, Roosevelt wasn't the unlucky cabbie who allegedly got choked by Dolphins safety Jonathon Amaya, who was arrested for assault in Miami around 4 a.m. Monday.
Peterson's incident was relatively minor and most likely never will happen again now that coach Leslie Frazier has talked to him and stressed publicly that yes, "it is a big deal" when your team leaders aren't where they're supposed to be when they're supposed to be.
As for Amaya, well, he apparently gave a cabbie $100 to take him beyond the driver's normal area. During the trip, Amaya allegedly became aggressive.
When the driver tried to kick him out and return his $100, Amaya allegedly leaned forward and wrapped his hands around the driver's neck, according to reports.