For the first time, Lizz Winstead says she's feeling "kind of panicked" about her annual trip home to ring in the new year by acerbically reviewing the year that was.
"Humanity is surpassing its capacity for hate-mongering at the speed of light these days," said the humorist/activist from her office in New York, where she was jotting down a seemingly never-ending stream of targets from the overlapping spheres of politics and pop culture. "I'm overwhelmed. It's like when you go to see a rock band that spans five decades, you're not gonna hear all the hits. Or I could just show up in my pajamas and talk at everyone for nine hours. There's been that much going on."
For Winstead, doing her annual show — dubbed "Lizz Miserables" this time around — has become a home-for-the-holidays tradition as ingrained as getting a Plazaburger at the Convention Grill, a Bloody Mary at Ike's or a popover at the Oak Grill. Of all the headline-making jaw droppers over the past 12 months, what made hers drop the farthest? Something involving Donald Trump, natch.
"This mantra that he's just saying what other people are thinking," she said. "Really? Dangerous, racist, terrifying things, and people are going yeah! The number of relatives I've had to unfriend on Facebook this year, well, it's been more than most."
The other thing chapping her hide has to do with the cause she is most known for championing as its self-dubbed "fun aunt" — reproductive rights, and the furor over misleading videos about Planned Parenthood, specifically. "People are tossing aside science in favor of pretenders," she said. "It's like believing the cast of 'Grey's Anatomy' over the NIH [National Institutes of Health]."
Winstead will not spend the entire night channeling Debbie Downer on laughing gas, though.
"Some good things happened this year, like marriage equality. The Supreme Court ruling the Affordable Health Care Act constitutional. No Keystone pipeline coming through the country. The Confederate flag came down in South Carolina. And the new Canadian prime minister? A very good thing." (That would be Justin Trudeau, who when asked why half of his cabinet is made up of women, famously replied, "Because it's 2015.")
Asked to lay out a sneak preview of her show, Winstead fired off a few topical one-liners.