My favorite sentence in any official news release announcing the departure of a head coach in Division III athletics is the one reading, "A national search will begin immediately for -------'s replacement.'' MIAC or UMAC, football or Frisbee, we're always searching the 2.43 billion acres of the United States for a replacement.
Augsburg announced the traditional national search after football coach Frank Haege gave it up this past November, then athletic director Jeff Swenson spent the next month pleading with Derrin Lamker to leave Edina High School and come back to his alma mater. Lamker took the Auggies' job on Dec. 20.
The academic outpost in Collegeville, Minn., does things a bit differently. On the rare occasion St. John's needs a new coach in its most prominent sports, it does a hallway search.
John Gagliardi coached his last football game on Nov. 10, 2012, after his historic career at St. John's. Mike Grant went through an interview and bowed out as a potential replacement. Kurt Ramler also was given an interview.
In the end, St. John's went two doors down the hall and hired Gary Fasching, former Johnnies player and an assistant to Gagliardi for 16 years.
The Johnnies were 7-3 overall and 5-3 in the MIAC in 2013; since then, they are 63-11 (including playoffs), 43-5 in the MIAC and reached the D-III semifinals last month.
Search: Short in yardage, exceptional in results.
Jim Smith coached his last Johnnies basketball game after 51 seasons on Feb. 25, 2015. The Johnnies made the obvious hire from across the hall: Pat McKenzie, a second-generation point guard for Smith, and then an assistant coach for the previous nine seasons, was now the head coach.