If by "on the town" you mean "in the room." Early reports said Charlie Sheen had some sort of medical episode. Details have emerged, and it's just good ol' hijinx, Sheen-style!

Maybe they mean "Monday night, 1994." Reports say the table, chairs, and chandelier were damaged. The publicist blamed an "adverse medical reaction to medication." You know that time when you took NyQuil and found yourself swinging at the light fixtures with a towel bar you ripped out from the basement? Yeah, like that. Oh, and the screaming person in the closet? Don't you hate that. You think it's just your imagination, and then it turns out to be real. From Life & Style:

His ex-wife and two kids were in the adjoining room, the report says. What a man.