Remember how Charlie Sheen got an escort from Dulles to go to his concert? Not that kind of escort. A police escort. Hey, remember Charlie Sheen? Here's the update:

No reason was given for the transfer, which means it was probably punative, and the guys are sitting in cubicles now looking at their stuff in boxes, thinking, there had to be a reason I thought that was a good idea. Just not coming to me now.