I reseeded the NFC playoffs without the express written consent of the National Football League.
I did so while wearing a T-shirt unauthorized by NFL "commissioner" Roger Goodell, and shoes designed to raise awareness for charity. See you in 5-10 years, maybe less with good behavior.
While the AFC waits to see exactly how the Patriots will outthink the competition so they can bring hoodies, hidden cameras and suspiciously soft pigskins to U.S. Bank Stadium, the NFC playoffs look as deep as a Radiohead lyric.
Philadelphia earned the NFC's No. 1 seed but without quarterback Carson Wentz, the Eagles are a relay team without a baton. Here are the true, current power rankings for the six teams in the NFC bracket:
6. Philadelphia Eagles
This isn't fair, but then football is not about fairness. Before Wentz's season-ending knee injury, the Eagles looked like the NFC favorite because of their balance and Wentz's ability to make big plays. He might have won the MVP award.
Without him, the Eagles have tried Nick Foles, one of those players who piques your interest until you see him in person.
In 2013, Foles replaced injured Michael Vick as the Eagles starter. He won seven of his first eight starts under coach Chip Kelly while throwing 20 touchdowns and one interception. Watching highlights and viewing stats, he looked like the next Dan Marino.