ESPN NFL analyst and former Viking Cris Carter is in hot water for telling the truth.
Speaking at the 2014 rookie symposium, on stage with of all people former NFLer Warren Sapp, Carter said something that most people with common sense already suspected: When you're a pro athlete in a tight spot, get one of your boys (or a woman?) to take responsibility for what you did wrong.
In his own unfortunate words, captured on undeniable video, Carter said, "And just in case y'all not gone [reader, please read "gone" as are going to; the grammar is an English teacher's nightmare] decide to do the right thing. If y'all got a crew, you got to have a fall guy in the crew."
It was such a church-like utterance that Sapp snickered and bounced his head before dropping off camera.
Before returning to his cynical mantra — that is not the advice one should give young people — Carter did something worse. He invited Vikings QB Teddy Bridgewater on stage.
"Teddy, come here, bro," Carter said. "Now, if they gone keep rolling on Teddy's bankroll — 'cause each one of y'all in business for yourself. This right here is Teddy Bridgewater, Inc. That's him! Every dime that comes into Teddy is goin' to be earned by him and his body. Now, [I'd] let my homeboys know: If y'all going to keep rolling like this, then I need to know who gone be the fall guy, who gone be driving.
"Because y'all not going to all do the right stuff," Carter predicted. "I've got to teach y'all how to get around all this stuff, too. If you gone have a crew, one of them fools got to know he going to jail. We'll get him out."
The rookies laughed at this performance, conducted while Carter was wearing (disgracing?) his 2013 yellow Hall of Fame blazer.