FORT MYERS, FLA. – The paranoia of Twins fans and the defensiveness of the Twins' front office about a past mistake has led us to the most illogical moment in franchise history since Lew Ford ironed his shirt while wearing it.
People are comparing new slugger Byung Ho Park to former failure Tsuyoshi Nishioka. This is like comparing Mickey Mantle and Butch Huskey because they both grew up in Oklahoma.
Park played in Korea. Nishioka played in Japan. Wikipedia indicates that they are not the same country. The Star Tribune is working to confirm.
Park is a first baseman and designated hitter. Nishioka was a middle infielder.
Park is a power hitter. Nishioka was a slap hitter.
Those aren't even the most important differences between the two.
Nishioka was a diva who insisted on wearing clothes provided by his apparel brand before being forced to change into Twins garb, who alienated many people in his own clubhouse and who wanted to be treated like a star even when he was performing like a minor leaguer.
Park began workouts in Arizona earlier this month. At Twins camp, he initially balked at doing interviews in the Twins' clubhouse because he didn't want to draw attention to himself. He conducted a lengthy interview Wednesday, sounding affable, and he has made an effort to converse with teammates.