Britney's single finally released to mass acclaim

But which Britney?

February 18, 2011 at 6:50PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Britney Spears is seen at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards held at Paramount Pictures Studio Lot on Sunday, Sept. 7, 2008, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Writing as if he's auditioning for Tiger Beat, a People.com blogger says:

Uh huh. Well, it can't possibly get any more exciting than futuristic settings and sequined shoulder pads. OR CAN IT?

So it's a comedy? Judge for yourself:

Incidentally, there may be two Britneys. Popsugar.com explains things to its audience of 12-year olds:

As far as us mortals down here, we see no difference between the public and private Britneys. Until recently every time we saw a public picture, she was walking around in sloppy clothes and ugly sunglasses, smoking a butt; it's unlikely she went home and changed into a gown and tiara to be Private Britney. Also recall skinhead Britney:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

That was about the time she was doing nothing but acting daft in public, and people worried because she had kids, and - hey, wait a minute, where did her kids go? Ah, well, never mind. She has a new video out. We love her again!

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