Cosmo - "making small children ask parents uncomfortable questions in the checkout line at Target for over 50 years!" - has Britney Spears on the cover. She being a SEX IDOL and all. Something is wrong with this cover, aside from the obvious things:

Does this not look like they removed her face and stuck it back on? Perhaps on someone else's body? That might make someone feel sexier instantly, if it's a better body, but it would take a while for your face to heal. The itching would drive you crazy.

Isn't that a Cosmo love tip? DRIVE HIM CRAZY WITH ITCHING!