Breaking: Katy Perry has a nose ring

Stop the presses.

October 22, 2010 at 5:36PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Yes, it's true. But first, : Another day, another pap-smacking.

Now, in today's important news:.

A) The world is not looking for a sign. The world is looking for a couple more hits, then the inevitable career decline followed by a tasteful Playboy shoot and then a reality show. The world expects this

B) By "Tradition and custom" he means "someone else"s tradition and customs." Unless she grew up in India or had Indian parents.

C) The author did spell Girl correctly, instead of "Gurl." We thank him for this.

D) As for arriving at the airport wearing a nose ring, how could anyone tell?

British actor-comedian Russell Brand, right, walks with his fiancee Katy Perry, her face-covered with coat, after their arrival at the airport in Mumbai, India, Wednesday, Oct. 20, 2010. Brand and Perry are reportedly to be married later this week in the northern Indian town of Jaipur. (AP Photo/Rafiq Maqbool)
(AP/The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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