You may ask why more celebrities don't sue tabloids. They're not as bad as the old days, when the covers of Confidential or Hush-Hush would insinuate all sorts of salacious things. Even the National Enquirer has decided to go legit. Hard to find a Jennifer-Aniston-gives-birth-to-alien-monkey story anywhere. Speaking of Jenn, what's up with Brad Pitt these days?

English libel laws are stricter, which is why they sued and won. Personally, I'm glad our celebrity press can engage in fabulation, because otherwise the check-out aisle at Target would be full of utterly factual assertions. But here at PopCrush we tell the truth. Always. Example: it wasn't exactly an alien monkey.