This is refreshing:

I say refreshing, because often these fellows just turn out a doorstop full self-serving anecdotes and underwritten banalities. Then again, it could be that he's having a bad patch, and can't write it; you might recall Sir Elton blabbing to everyone about Joel's drinking on their joint tour. Anyway, he's not the first:

Jagger had a good excuse. Diddy was typical: just didn't bother. Then again, he has more pressing legal issues: a woman is suing him for child support AND his involvement in the World Trade Center Collapse. What? Thaindian news says:

They'll probably get the amount down in negotiations.