Step one: shoot your lips full of collagen. Step two: become laughing stock. Step three: Lisa Rinna will have her cartoony, puffed-up gob reduced:
There, I've done it: shot some chemicals into my lips to make me look like a cross-dressing Donald Duck. Now to sit back and wait for the public to support me. Oh no! Online permission has been granted for contrary opinions!
If you're wondering who she is, wikipedia has one of the finest examples of fan-written biography you'll read today. I quote:
It's like listening to a ten-year old describe a show. It probably is a ten-year old.
Here she is before reduction surgery:
