Beyonce got sued. The summons is a bit odd, almost a cri de coeur. An excerpt:
Indeed. What happened?
It makes you sad, in a way; we'll never know the details. They'll probably be sealed by court order, and it she decided one day she wanted to be paid entirely in two-dollar bills whose serial numbers added up to something that ended in "7," her favorite number that morning, her secret will be safe.
