I'm psyched about synchronized swimming. Admittedly, I can't name a single athlete, have no clue about the rules and, forced to participate, would probably get a cramp in 3.2 seconds flat. But it's Olympics season, which means that for the next 17 days, Americans will turn their attention to badminton, rowing, taekwondo and a dozen other sports that normally wouldn't merit time on ESPN17.
It all starts tonight with an opening ceremony produced by Chinese auteur Yimou Zhang ("House of the Flying Daggers") with 15,000 performers and an audience that includes President Bush, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and Chinese President Hu Jintao all sharing the same box of popcorn.
And that's just the beginning.
NBC and its sister stations, including MSNBC, CNBC, Oxygen, Telemundo and USA, will provide 3,600 hours of coverage on TV and online, more time than all the previous summer games. Combined.
That number seems as outrageous as a gold-medal win for Pakistan's basketball team, but NBC Sports President Dick Ebersol believes the time is right for our country's most contagious case of Olympic fever.
"It isn't exactly a joyous time in America right now, with $4 gas prices, people who can't afford vacations, wild prices on food and so forth," he told TV critics at their summer press tour. "People are really looking for something to cheer for, and these athletes certainly offer that."
Ebersol believes that sports are filling a gap in the TV-drama department, still staggering from the writers' strike. He points to record-setting numbers for the Super Bowl, the huge response to the recent Wimbledon final and high interest in anything attached to Tiger Woods.
Adding to the excitement, at least half of the prime-time coverage will be presented live, a coup considering there's a 13-hour time difference between Beijing and Burnsville. Credit Ebersol -- and the still-powerful American dollar.