Queue up those lip-sync tapes, managers; Justin Bieber's voice is changing. In related news, just writing about Justin Bieber makes people Arbitrarily capitalize and pack more cliches into one paragraph than a James Cameron script:
In Mason jars with a saline solution, perhaps? Anyway, his voice is changing because he's a teenager. Facial hair with the requisite soul-patch are inevitable, and the resulting album will be called "edgy" and "a marked departure" but will still sound like something they'd play at the reception for a Care Bears wedding.
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