Baldwin Vs. Krasinski.

Arguing.

April 12, 2011 at 6:20PM

They're talking "smack," or "horse," as the kids call heroin. i call it liquid death Sure, it starts out okay, you feel good, but then you're hooked. The guy who gave you a sample isn't your friend anymore. He's asking for money you don't have. So you steal. Just the other day you were a normal kid, and now you're a drug addict and a thief. So don't tell me it's harmless, mister. I've been picking junkies out of the gutter too long to -

Oh, it's about baseball? Sorry. channeling Joe Friday for a second. And it's not talking smack, it's trash talking. And it's in black and white!

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