Time to join the parade, and begin the Oscar Hype:

First of all, Hollywood Reporter, don't shout. It's not polite. Second, it's nice to see a star with a sense of perspective and humility; just as Lady Gaga could manage to make an earthquake relief concert all about her, Hathaway seems inclined to rely on the majesty of the event.

And by "majesty" we mean a lot of people in expensive clothing sitting around to see who nabs a small, naked, hairless gold figurine.