By Kristin Tillotson

Shiloh Jolie Pitt, who is 3½, loves "Pirates of the Caribbean" and walks around the house calling her siblings "matey," says In Touch magazine. This would explain the recent paparazzi pix of her wearing a sword across her chest on a shopping trip with mom. She wants to star in a pirate movie as a character named Peter Pirate, the tabloid says. She was also recently shot wearing a little bowler hat and a polka-dot necktie over a tee, perhaps trying to emulate Daddy Brad. Go Shiloh. Be your own girl. Meanwhile, sister Zahara seems to prefer girly boho chic.

Now please, gossip rags, give us more of this and less Jon Gosselin. He's got a surly mug that only a divorce attorney could love. You can see pix here.