As Judd Zulgad (and others) noted yesterday, new Twins outfielder/DH/catcher/Danzig enthusiast Ryan Doumit offered up this beautiful quote about the 0-4 Twins: "Don't wake up the sleeping dragon because once that happens, hitting is contagious."

In honor of that, we present a coloring contest. Copy and save the image. Do your best with whatever paint program you have -- or print it and do it the old-fashioned way! E-mail us your best work. If we get some good ones, we'll run them: