This is a story of what Soccer Dad did to fill an empty nest.
I've known this guy forever. Since he was born, in fact. Soccer Dad spent years coaching his kids and others. He had no interest, or perhaps no time, for birds. (He never read this column. That's a serious lack of interest.)
So, his two kids go away to college. No more soccer for dad.
He teaches; there was free time during the winter holidays. He called me just after Christmas.
"I bought a bird feeder and 20 pounds of seed."
I'll be jiggered.
Wonderful, I said.
"It's hanging right outside our kitchen window. Birds were there in half an hour."