Thomas Rademacher's audience is not impressed.
That he was named Minnesota Teacher of the Year in 2014, that he just wrote a book on the lessons he has learned from his profession, mean little to the seventh-graders who face him like a firing squad.
His accomplishments "give me no credentials" with the kids he shepherds into young adulthood, he said on a recent afternoon in his English classroom at the FAIR School in Crystal.
Middle school is a tough crowd.
In his blunt and witty new memoir, "It Won't Be Easy: An Exceedingly Honest (and Slightly Unprofessional) Love Letter to Teaching," Rademacher goes behind the scenes into some of his more challenging encounters with his charges.
Rademacher's 10 years as an English teacher are fodder for tales both devastating and inspiring, from the time he got a death threat from a student to the times he got schooled on his own unintentional misogyny and racism, from the times he almost quit to the time he realized teachers should always keep around a spare pair of pants. His vivid, no-holds-barred stories about his ups and downs at the head of the class serve as a guidebook to other young educators, as well as a window for outsiders into the often mystifying ecosystem that is school.
"Teaching is 1,000 puzzles a day that you need to figure out in 30 seconds," he said.
Approaching those puzzles with humor seems to have given him an edge.