Usually the only responsible way to write about a preseason game is to type "It doesn't matter," then copy and paste the phrase until you run out of space.
It doesn't matter … it doesn't matter … And yet if you want to feel nervous about the 2017 Vikings — if you, in other words, want to be a Vikings fan — you are allowed two weeks of angst over the brutal first-half performance Sunday night in the third and supposedly most important preseason game.
Before the bottom of the roster pulled out a 32-31 victory on the last play…
• The presumptive starting offensive line couldn't pull off an impersonation of a speed bump.
• The first-team offense went scoreless, leaving it with three points in 12 preseason drives.
• The budding star receiver, Stefon Diggs, dropped two passes in the first half.
• The Vikings defense looked confused and overmatched by a team that finished 2-14 last season.
The Vikings' first teams lost the first half 14-0. While that might not require panic, it was clear afterward the team itself wasn't happy.