Before I ever got into the 2011 Nissan Juke, I was sharpening my pencil.
I was preparing to go all Chrysler 200 over it in a spate of carefully worded comparisons to turtles, puppies and Glenn Beck. (If you're not laughing or crying right now, please Google my name and Mr. Beck's.)
For starters, this compact crossover has the face of a bug. The bull-nose front end and sharply angled overhang makes the Juke look like a boat, and the round headlights (the ones down low) look like fog lamps. And the elongated turn indicators on the hood look like headlights. Nothing makes sense.
There are classic curves and modern sharp edges all around its body, like a cubist's rendition of a football. There's a fine line between polarizing and repulsive, and the Juke balances perfectly on that line.
Over the week I tested the Juke, I'll admit, its design grew on me. People certainly notice it and some, particularly drivers younger than me, liked it. The Juke's exterior is like the RoboCop statue destined for Detroit. Because its mere presence will evoke so much emotion -- both good and bad -- the statue becomes art.
The Juke's performance, of course, will win over many uncertain drivers. It bobs and weaves with the best of the compact crossover segment. It's downright fun.
The 1.6-liter direct injection turbocharged four-cylinder engine with variable valve timing provides lots of gutsy low-end torque. All 177 pound-feet of torque kick in at just 2,000 rpm, making the 3,000-pound Juke feel quick and responsive. There was a slight turbo lag, but it felt more like a dramatic pause, giving driver and passenger a moment to appreciate the additional boost.
My test vehicle included the six-speed manual transmission. It was extremely smooth, though the shifts were long and I often had trouble shifting from fifth to sixth. It requires you to push your hand slightly away from you to avoid pulling the stick back into fourth.