It's an unproven yet widely acknowledged fact that Two Buck Chuck decanted from a Nalgene bottle while snowbound in a warm and cheery mountain hut far from the nearest road tastes significantly better than Chateau Margaux sipped from Riedel stemware in a Michelin-starred restaurant.
Every mile it's carried in your backpack through a wintry wilderness, it seems, adds five bonus points on the Robert Parker scale.
It's a notion that was common wisdom a generation or two ago but now thought hopelessly quaint: Life's pleasures are more intense and satisfying if you have to work for them.
And make no mistake: Getting to Ostrander Hut, deep in the Yosemite backcountry, is hard work. I was reminded of this recently as I strapped climbing skins to the bottoms of my cross-country skis and huffed and puffed up a seemingly endless rise to the crest of Horizon Ridge.
But there came the first of my rewards: A king-of-the-world panorama that took in a good portion of Yosemite National Park, in California's Sierra Nevadas: the back side of Half Dome, the snow-clad Clark Range and the fingery Matterhorn Peak, 35 miles away.
Darkness had fallen by the time I struggled up the aptly named Heart Attack Hill and glided down through a frozen pine forest to the hut, navigating the last furlong by the scent of chimney smoke. I wasn't the last to arrive. Other skiers and snowshoers would continue to straggle in long into the night.
Built in just 10 weeks in 1941 by the Civilian Conservation Corps with granite blocks quarried from a nearby moraine and lodgepole pines felled from the surrounding forest, the two-story Ostrander Hut is perched beside a frozen lake at 8,500 feet, about 11 trail miles from the Badger Pass Ski Area.
It was envisioned as the first of a series of European-style refuges opening up Yosemite's exquisite backcountry for multi-day ski tours. But the newfangled mechanical ski lift installed at Badger Pass five years earlier -- the first in the West -- proved far more popular, and plans for the other huts were scrapped. Even back then, it seems, the easy way was just too seductive.