Stensation points out that as part of a charitable effort with Stand Up To Cancer, there is an eBay auction offering fans a chance to sit with MLB commish Bud Selig in his sky box during this year's MLB All-Star Game. Possible uncomfortable conversation topics might include, but are not limited to:
*The 7-7 tie in 2002.
*Proposed contraction of the Twins.
*Steroids.
*Structural challenges at Miller Park.
*The optimum frequency of haircuts.
