WILD TARGET
★★ out of four stars
Rating: PG-13 for violence, some sexual content and brief strong language.
Where: Lagoon.
Victor may seem to be a pinch-mouthed English toff but he's also a professional assassin, the latest in a proud family line of hired killers. He may be the last in his lineage; his elderly mama (Eileen Atkins) frets that her prudish middle-aged son may not be merely repressed but homosexually inclined. This is the subject of much huffing from Victor (the ever-delightful Bill Nighy) and comic speculation in the crime comedy "Wild Target." It's lovely to see Nighy finally in a starring role, even if the film is slight and forgettable.
Victor is hired to eliminate a randy con artist played by Emily Blunt, after she swindles wealthy businessman Rupert Everett in a double-dealing art heist. Victor not only fumbles the job, he offers her protection from the next wave of hit men. They join forces with a teenage urchin ("Harry Potter's" Rupert Grint), forming an oddball family unit on the run. The main dramatic issue, dodging bullets aside, is whether Victor will end up coupling with the brunette or the redhead.
The plot complications are achingly predictable and the characters tissue thin, but there's an amiable air about the enterprise. Director Jonathan Lynn has been wonderfully funny in the past ("My Cousin Vinny"). This time out he's dry and droll and rather dull.
COLIN COVERT
OPENED WEDNESDAY
BURLESQUE
★★ out of four stars