Craig Leipold, sweating and jittery, couldn't believe how calm his general manager was before the Wild dropped the puck on the 2014-15 season.
Chuck Fletcher explained to his owner that Thursday's game against the rival Colorado Avalanche was only one of 82, that the Wild wouldn't be panicking if it lost or printing playoff tickets if it won.
If the Wild plays all 82 like Thursday though, there's no doubt there will be printing instead of panic.
In a stunning, one-sided clinic that offered an even greater "wow factor" than Leipold's magnificent new scoreboard, the Wild outhustled and outclassed the Avs from start to finish of a 5-0 browbeating.
"It was fun. Those games are fun," Zach Parise said after his one-goal, two-assist, nine-shot performance.
"I didn't have a whole lot of stress through the course of the game because there was not a period of the game where I felt like things started to get away," added coach Mike Yeo. "Really, really strong 60-minute effort."
The NHL, recognizing how exhilarating last year's Western Conference quarterfinals was, scheduled the Wild and Avs in a season-opening home-and-home, the first coming on national TV to ratchet up the intensity.
That audience had to be shocked watching the Avs being beaten to every puck by the relentless Wild. The Avs were overwhelmed by the Wild's speed and looked like they were skating in cement during an entire evening spent in their end.