The phone call came in Thursday morning. A local team had been sold.
Finally, you thought. It's about time Glen Taylor ditched the Timberwolves so a new owner can clean house.
But it wasn't the Wolves.
Well, then, thank goodness, you thought. It's about time the Twins were owned by someone willing to fund a championship team, someone who hadn't once offered to take a check in exchange for "contracting" the franchise.
But it wasn't the Twins.
Well, then, maybe Vikings owner Zygi Wilf, instead of fighting for a stadium and making Los Angeles his text-message BFF, has decided it's more fun to be a Giants fan and is heading back to Jersey.
But it wasn't the Vikings.
No, what happened Thursday was that the Wild, the most stable pro sports franchise in town with the possible exception of the Swarm, was sold by its current stable and successful owner.