It may not close the banks or halt the mail, but the fake holiday National Coffee Day is Christmas for those of us addicted to life-giving sludge in a paper cup. That's because chains all over the Twin Cities are trying to drum up hashtag publicity by giving out free and discounted coffee on Saturday. Take advantage of the marketing hijinks with a buzz from any (or dare we suggest, all) of these caffeine slingers. Just don't blame us when you can't sleep.
Barnes & Noble
Would you like some light reading with your coffee? Cafes inside Barnes & Noble bookstores, found at a handful of metro-area malls, are giving out free tall hot or iced coffees Saturday. barnesandnoble.com
Caribou Coffee
You'll need to buy food to get your hands on a warm coffee of the day (any size). So throw in a bagel from Einstein Bros. and breakfast is done. cariboucoffee.com
Holiday Stationstores
This one takes a little work. Text "COFFEE to 44022" to get a free coffee of any size from any of their more than 300 stores in Minnesota. holidaystationstores.com
Dunkin' Donuts