« We saw Justin Bieber, we saw Madonna, we saw Nicki Minaj's and Kim Kardashian's asses. We touched 'The Situation.' His skin is incredible.» -- Dan Auerbach of the rock duo Black Keys, on their winning night at the Grammys
"It's crazy outside Madison Square Garden with all those dogs. There's a 20-minute wait for a hydrant."
-- David Letterman about the Westminster Kennel Club dog show
