What if Twitter existed: Bud Grant's first season coaching the Vikings in 1967

July 16, 2014 at 3:34PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

In case you missed last week's series debut, we had this idea: create a series of posts based on events in the past and imagine how they might have "blown up Twitter," as the kids like to say, if Twitter had been around then.

You gave us several very good suggestions for ground to cover. The next step was coming up with a format, and we decided on this: creating a cast of fictional mostly Minnesota-based Twitter characters, with fake tweets, to cover the event.

We decided a fun one would be the 1967 Vikings, who went 3-8-3 — yes three wins, eight losses, three ties — in Bud Grant's first season as head coach. This absolutely would have happened. Don't deny it:

Overreacting Vikings fan, Part I: Send this Grant guy back to Canada. #worthless

Overreacting Vikings fan, Part II: At least they got rid of Tarkenton before the year. That guy was a bum, too. #goodriddance

Jon Marthaler: This team is doomed. We'll never make it to the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. I'm finished.

Sarcastic Vikings fan: I'll always remember Nov. 5, 1967: I was at the only home game the Vikings won all season.

Guy who thinks he knows about football because he played in middle school: I don't like the tackling angles Eller and Marshall are taking. Not sure these guys are going to pan out. #busts

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Guy who tries to make it funny but you're never sure if he's also kind of creepy: Another tie?! I'm tired of kissing my sister! (Or am I?)

Understated negative guy: We played 14 games. We scored 10 points or fewer in 7 of them. I'm thinking that's not good.

Amateur play-calling guy: Run on first down. Run on second down. Pass on third down. Punt. Repeat. #genius

NFL is not for me guy: Vikings? Who cares? The Gophers won the Big Ten. This is a college football town. #skiumah

Please feel free to add more in the comments.

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Michael Rand

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Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).

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