Twenty-two Johnsons filed for election to Minnesota state or county offices this year (not counting one Johnston), edging out people named Anderson, who fielded 20 candidates (there were 15 Petersons, too). But while the Andersons finished second in the name game, one of their number struck the biggest blow on Election Day.
Robert Owen Anderson (he was just plain "Bob" on the ballot) is a 50-year-old who lives in a two-bedroom apartment in Woodbury and put his name on the Independence Party line when no one else did, plunking down $300 to file for the Sixth District congressional seat. If his last name was Schickelgruber, we would not have heard anything more about him. But his name is Anderson, and this is Minnesota, where people named Anderson are like people named Kennedy in Hyannisport: We want to vote for them.
A divorced father of two, Bob is a dental technician (his family owns an Edina lab that makes gold and porcelain crowns). Running a low-profile campaign on a shoestring -- he estimates the whole shebang cost under $800 -- Bob got 10 percent of the vote in the Sixth District, enough to help Motormouth Michele Bachmann hold off a challenge from Elwyn Tinklenberg despite Bachmann's notorious episode on "Hardball" that resulted in an avalanche of contributions to her opponent. Tinklenberg spent millions but should have made one more expenditure: He should have bought the name "Bob Anderson" from Bob Anderson.
Elwyn Tinklenberg? It was just "El" on the ballot, as in El Cid. But. c'mon: Mrs. Tinklenberg, what were you thinking? Nothing beats Bob. Especially when Bob is a clever guy.
Despite hope in many circles that El Tink would beat Bachmann, Minnesota's Madame Defarge won with 12,000 more votes than Tinklenberg. Bob came in third but received an impressive 40,644 votes, more than three times the number Tinklenberg lost by. And he did it with virtually no money or media. All he had was name recognition and plenty of it.
Around here, only "Betty Crocker" is warmer and fuzzier than "Bob Anderson."
Tinklenberg was endorsed by the DFL and the Independence Party. But you can appear on the ballot as the candidate of only one party, so Tinklenberg filed as a DFLer, leaving open the Independence Party line on the ballot. Mistake.
Nature abhors a vacuum. So did Fighting Bob Anderson.