Mother knows best — and don't dare think otherwise around Beverly Goldberg, the laugh-out-loud funniest character on network TV.
On the surface, the matriarch of "The Goldbergs," a sitcom based on the creator's real-life upbringing in '80s small-town Pennsylvania, is every kid's worst nightmare, a pampering parent who treats her three teenage children as though they've just been toilet trained, assaulting them with a steady barrage of kisses, compliments and casseroles.
But she's no softy.
Mess with one of her babies and she'll come after you with all the wrath of Liam Neeson in "Taken."
"The thing I love about Beverly is that everything she does is motivated by love," said Wendi McLendon-Covey, who plays the role with unbridled furiosity. "She takes her job as a mother very seriously, the way other people take the part of a CEO of a corporation. She reacts first and thinks later."
She points to an upcoming episode in which she goes on the warpath with her youngest son's school after he's forced to take remedial Spanish, not realizing that her tirade is coming across as borderline racist.
Goldberg's defensive nature isn't being fabricated. I know from personal experience.
I wrote a column last year about dimwitted dads on sitcoms and referred to the sitcom's father, Murray Goldberg, as a "loudmouth lump."