Human entertainment has many dark basements. At the Roman Coliseum, crowds once howled their approval as human beings slaughtered one another. At strip clubs -- of more recent vintage -- patrons pay to stare as the most intimate and beautiful human acts are reduced to a public display of animal-like grinds and moans.
People who gawk at naked, gyrating women, like those who filled the Coliseum, are not evil, but ordinary human beings.
We all have a dark basement of the soul. We differ in the quality and condition of the locks we try to place on it.
Entertainment moguls know all about these dark basements. They know they can make a fortune by coaxing large numbers of us to remove the locks. But they also understand that we want to preserve a veneer of respectability. Their most effective strategy, then, is to coax us into the basement through half-steps.
Take the recent Ultimate Fighting Championship spectacle at the Target Center. More than 15,000 people cheered as fighters grappled in a cage, reminiscent of wild animals.
The crowd roared as combatants delivered "vicious kicks to the face, knees to the chin and hooks to the jaw -- while any lull in the action was booed," according to the Star Tribune. At a recent similar event, one fighter vowed to "rip the skin off" his opponent's face, and make him "taste his own blood going down his throat," the paper said.
But "ultimate fighting" fans can claim that it's not the frenzied lure of the Coliseum that draws them. Cage-fighting has been dressed up with "rules" that maintain the illusion of a civilized sport, and promoters make a point of touting the participants' legitimate boxing and martial arts skills.
We find more half-steps to the basement at Sneaky Pete's, a downtown Minneapolis "party bar," recently profiled in the Star Tribune. The place is known for its "crotch shots," in which bar girls "cradle" boozed-up revelers' heads between their legs and "pour a shot of liquor straight down" their throats. On the dance floor, partiers strut their stuff around prominently positioned stripper poles.