Adrian Peterson looked like a man repeatedly running into a sliding glass door. Teddy Bridgewater played like he had the Chiefs defense on his fantasy football team. The Vikings offensive line will spend the week drinking tea infused with honey and lemon to ease throats sore from yelling "Look out!''
The Vikings on Sunday played poorly enough to lose to a bad team, poorly enough that TCF Bank Stadium almost became home to a Red Wedding Weekend, with Nebraska trouncing the Gophers on Saturday and Kansas City falling one fourth-quarter touchdown drive short of winning.
On a day both offenses looked like they were driving into a hurricane wind, Stefon Diggs saved the day. The Vikings' rookie receiver made his first NFL start and caught seven passes for 129 yards. In his first two NFL games, Diggs has produced 13 catches for 216 yards, prompting his teammates to speak of him in terms usually reserved for stars, not fifth-round draft picks.
"He's polished,'' veteran cornerback Terence Newman said. "Runs good routes. Quick as a hiccup. Very smooth. When I first got here I was like, 'Hey, who is this kid?' I was impressed with him from Day 1.
"If he keeps his head on straight and keeps doing what he's doing, he'll be one to watch. Potential Hall of Famer, down the road.''
Fellow veteran corner Captain Munnerlyn nodded emphatically. "He's so special,'' Munnerlyn said. "He's one of the most polished receivers I've ever seen come out of college. I'm glad he dropped into our hands. I feel like we got the steal of the draft. Great routes, great hands, works hard, great attitude.''
NFL defensive backs are the foremost finger-waggers and trash-talkers in pro sports. They know they may never get to celebrate in an end zone, so they act out all over the field. They are the last people to give credit to a young receiver, unless they believe that guy can help them win.
"Diggs is one of those guys,'' cornerback Trae Waynes said, "who if you're going half-speed, he's still going 100 percent.''