The latest grumbling from the legion of maroon hoodies suggests that the problem with the University of Minnesota athletic department is that it's just too darn progressive.
Give the hoodies credit for originality.
The last time the Gophers' revenue sports were accused of being innovative was when Murray Warmath started recruiting black players from the South.
That turned out pretty well for society as well as in the win-loss column.
This week's complaint from the long-beleaguered is that honorable old Mariucci Arena will be renamed The 3M Arena at Mariucci. The local company will pay $11.2 million over 14 years for the naming rights.
The money will help the university fund its new Athletes Village, a key for recruiting top athletes.
There is a place for the kind of nostalgia that has led former Gophers athletes and current fans complaining about the selling of naming rights.
That place is the MIAC.