Are you going to the Canadian side? You must go to the Canadian side -- it's much better!
Just about every time I mentioned that my family and I were planning a trip to Niagara Falls, that was the response. I was taken aback because I'd always thought of Niagara Falls as an American, not Canadian, icon, similar to Mount Rushmore, replete with both grandeur and kitsch. And then there's its reputation as a classic -- OK, clichéd -- American honeymoon destination.
The theme running through comments from friends-in-the-know seemed to be that the American side was too full of schlocky tourist traps, chain restaurants, casinos and even urban blight. So we departed Winona for Niagara with this question in mind: Is the Canadian side really superior?
Wanting to make the most of our two-day experience, that's where we headed first, with plans to visit the American side on Day Two. Niagara Falls actually consists of three waterfalls -- the American Falls, the relatively tiny Bridal Veil Falls, and Canada's Horseshoe Falls, which is about twice as wide as the American Falls. The entire panorama lay before us, with what looked like toy boats motoring along in a large, oval pool. Nice. Now I was really eager to see them up close.
Take a poncho, please
At the information booth, we picked up the Adventure Passes we'd bought online ($39.95 for adults, $27.95 for kids; www.niagaraparks.com). This is a package deal that got us admission to four attractions: the Maid of the Mist boat tour, Journey Behind the Falls walk, a 360-degree movie called "Niagara's Fury" and White Water Walk along the rapids a little downriver.
We started with Maid of the Mist, and if you have limited time, this is the one attraction you should hit. These boats have been carrying passengers from both sides of the falls since 1846. I don't know how long they've been issuing blue plastic ponchos, but you'll get absolutely drenched if you don't wear one. Our visit coincided with a heat wave hitting the East Coast and I welcomed the gentle cooling mist that awaited. But as we soon learned, it's not really mist so much as driving rain, so I was glad I had that poncho.
We then hopped on the People Mover (free with our Adventure Pass) and rode along Niagara Parkway to a building opposite Horseshoe Falls and were issued our second blue poncho of the day. That confused me, since we were there to see a movie. It starts with an animated short about a beaver struggling to write an essay about the falls, then segues into a kid-geared documentary that describes its formation in the Ice Age. We filed into an adjoining room for a 360-degree film that takes you over and around the waterfalls, and the purpose of Poncho No. 2 became clear -- protection against the spraying water designed to make the cinematography more realistic.