They badgered Jameson Taillon, they battered Nestor Cortes, and on Thursday, the Twins absolutely blasted Gerrit Cole, socking five home runs while making only seven outs against the righthander.
So why, after such an extraordinary performance against baseball's best rotation this season, did the Twins limp away with only one victory?
Because the Yankees get to hit, too.
New York hit four home runs of its own and punished Twins starter Dylan Bundy and a pliable Twins bullpen by scoring in six separate innings, rallying from a four-run deficit to frustrate the Twins once more, 10-7 at Target Field. The Yankees took the series in the Twins' downtown ballpark for the 10th time among their 12 annual regular-season meetings.
Yet the Twins were uniformly positive about how they performed this week.
"We went right at 'em, went after one of the best starters in baseball and hit him around pretty good. Couldn't have been happier with the at-bats," Twins manager Rocco Baldelli said. "We go forward in a better spot having played a game like that. We know what we have to do."
In a game of odd and unusual occurrences — an appeal by New York that Gio Urshela missed third base was successful, a pop-up fell untouched between Jorge Polanco and Carlos Correa, and Joe Smith committed his first balk in six years — perhaps the most astonishing story was the bizarre ineffectiveness of the Yankees' ace starter and the Twins' most dynamic reliever.
Cole, the AL's highest-paid pitcher at $36 million, had never allowed more than three home runs in a game at any professional level. But that changed in a hurry.